Maybe it's just me but the Mac guy's starting to get on my nerves. I always go for the underdog and the PC guy just seems like a nicer guy.The Mac guy is the one who keeps telling you how good his new phone is even after you told him you don't care. He probably knows his cars miles per gallon stats and knows your car's too.
I'd probably have more fun with the PC guy bitching about how smug the Mac guy is. Plus the PC guy probably has an XBOX360 over the Mac guys Wii.